"Noooh! Not the Leonard Nimoy album again!!"
Tony Bailey / James Coglan
"Doctor... does my bum look big in this?"
Mark Rudd
"It's no use, Doctor, I know you can hear me."
Elisabeth Hurley
"So they don't give refunds."
Richard Martin
"No Doctor - it's the woman who wears the chastity belt."
"Tory MPs would pay good money for this."
Alex Gee
"Tell me really, what do you think of the hair style?"
Karl Jackson
"Doctor, I've already told you: we of the Sevateem are not into bondage!"
Lynda Craney
"Why do his bands stay closed when I have to hold mine together?"
Mandy Osbourne
"Neck braces are so stimulating, don't you think?"
Helen Archer
"I don't think we've quite got the hang of bondage."