Caption Competition - Picture 7 - Stargate SG1, Wormhole X-Treme






Helen Archer
"We've just barbi so the food will be ready in about an hour."

Mandy Osbourne
"The latest batch of naff crossovers is obliterated by irate fans."

Lynda Craney
"Er, fellas!  Don't you think the barbeque's a little too hot?"

Karl Jackson
"Yes, Sir, Vindaloo alert.  Dave Lister's in town."

John Medany
"Boss - I think we're gonna need more fuel for the BBQ."
Alex Gee
"Carter, tell Teal'c the barbeque is off!"

Darth Sal
"What part of the word 'bigger' don't you understand?"

James Coglan
"Science fictions fans and matches don't mix."

Richard Martin
"Yes, I've got the barbeque going.  You bring the sausages and get Henry to bring the beer."

Mark Rudd
"Is the barbeque ready yet?"

Tony Bailey
"SAM!....  It's orange and red ad glowing... oh it's called fire."

Deb Green
"To Ewok Special Effects Co-ordinator, 'You were only supposed to blow his bloody paws off!'"