"Rolf Harris is perplexed by the latest patient at Animal Hospital."
Mark Rudd
"Damn these cheap thrill flights."
Elisabeth Hurley
"Spring is here at last."
Richard Martin
"NEWSFLASH: Cult TV takes over the BA Transatlantic route following the demise of Concorde."
James Coglan
"Custard away!"
"Government cuts RAF budget."
Alex Gee
"He he he! This'll shock 'em, they're only expecting seagulls."
Lynda Craney
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's springs dog!"
Mandy Osbourne
"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a green blob with springs on...."
Helen Archer
"Now, how do birds aim?"