"Mmmm.... Home-grown's always the best....."
Lynda Carney
"I say, pretending to be asleep will not save you from my reminisences."
John Medany
"Well, I bet she drinks Carling Black Label."
Helen Archer
"I love you, and I want to have your babies."
Alex Gee
"Chiania, have you been drinking the Ethonel again?"
"Shush, if you listen carefully you can hear dinner coming!"
Mark Rudd
Rijal: "What can you hear?" Chiana: "Three horses approaching."
Elisabeth Hurley
"I warned you about mixing your drinks."
Mandy Osbourne
"Damn! When she said he was allergic to flash, I didn't think she meant that!"
James Coglan
"I've got this great idea, let's hold a convention at Sand Bay!"
(actually written for number 3, but I think it works here...! - Ed)
James Coglan
"Drugging the drink always works."
Darth Sal
"Which tooth hurts?"
Deb Green
"The late night bar at Cult TV proved a Pan-Galatic Gargle-Blaster too far for some guests."