"Panic ensued in the Big Brother house as the latest task was announced - 'Sing-Along-A-William-Shatner'"
James Coglan
"Everyone looked horrified when it was announced Leonard Nimoy would be joining the cast."
Mandy Osbourne
"Has the camera caught my zit?"
Richard Martin
"Just kidding, folks. The plane is not really going to crash so you can return to your seats."
Elisabeth Hurley
"Ok - Scissors, Paper, Rock, anyone?"
"I told you to wear those trousers."
Alex Gee
"No! The move is Chasay, One, Two, Three...."
Lynda Craney
"Why can't I punch him?"