"I love you and I want to have your babies."
Mandy Osbourne
"I'll just nibble your eyebrows for a bit."
Lynda Craney
"You missed, my lips are down here!"
Alex Gee
"Hi honey, I'm home!"
James Coglan
"Kiss me, Hardy."
"Okay, but no tongues."
Elisabeth Hurley
"Who swapped my chapstick for superglue?"
Mark Rudd
"Now this is a Glasgow kiss."
Tony Bailey
"Would you shave before kissing me, you bloody yank!"
Deb Green
"Darla? Whata big tongue you have!"